I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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