the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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