Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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