She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
