So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i think i have herpe
just one?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its liver damage thursday
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