Do you still have your period?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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