We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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