in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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