Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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