She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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