This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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