the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Two words: nipple clamps
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