The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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