Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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