so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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