just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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