I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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