My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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