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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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