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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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I need new friends

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.

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(813): View more from Florida

Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.

(208): View more from Idaho

Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.

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