White coat. Heels.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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