Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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