nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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