no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
