he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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