I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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