Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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