I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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