Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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