yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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