i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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