make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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