Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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