she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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