I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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