We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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