Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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