Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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