No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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