what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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