Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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