Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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