What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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