I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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