why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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