i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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