I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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