...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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