There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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