She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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