new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
