No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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