addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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