i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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