I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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