Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
