I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
so explain again why im purple
no
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
