my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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