Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
